why the fuck..

..are some folks allowed to drive??

like seriously. i commute to & from school & its like folks, especially Miami people (no disrespect), cant drive for shit.
they signal when they're not supposed to. they dont signal when they need to. they make random abrupt stops. they dont care how close your car is to theirs, they will straight switch lanes w/o looking....

now im not a perfect driver. i have been guilty of some the above mentioned things but that was when i first began driving & getting a feel for the road. i know yall prolly thinking "well. maybe theyre new drivers too..". um. i go to school 6 days a week. i doubt every single person who drives like a wacko, is brand new to the driving thing. somehow i highly doubt that.

&& these mugs will be driving so slow for no reason. this one dude was doing like 30 in a 45. i switch lanes & pass him & there is absolutley NO CAR IN FRONT OF HIM FOR THE NEXT TWO LIGHTS! like wtf dude?! what are you doing??

this other time we were in a school zone & the limit is 15. this man was doing like 5. no lie cuz i was stuck behind him looking perplexed as hell like "what is going on? why doesnt it feel like im going anywhere? i know 15 mph isint this slow. i look at my joint & shit reads 2. im like are you serious?? (blank stare)

ima just need yall to get it together please cuz i have major road rage & i will let you know if you fucking up.

**lightbulb**there was this commercial on the radio the other day about what folks were gonna pledge to do in order to be safer drivers soooooo ima follow suit.

(clears throat)
i pledge: to only text at red lights.
yea yea yea. texting & driving is against the law, i know. but sometimes that msg cant wait....dont judge me (serious face)..lol